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Serious help needed
#1
I've never talked about this before, but I really need the forum's advice on what could be a crucial decision.
I've suspected for some time now that my girlfriend (Who lives with me) has been cheating on me.

The usual signs... Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
She has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I asked their names she always says. "Just some girls from work, you don't know them."

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if
she has gotten out of the car around the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

I once picked up her mobile phone just to see what time it was she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and why was I checking up on her.

Anyway, I've never approached the subject with her. I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out and I decided to really check on her.

I decided that I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike, that
the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is the something I can fix myself, or should I take it back to the dealer?
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#2
Lmao, epic troll.
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#3
Rape her. And the dealer.
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#4
As well as the engine valve, if you wanna be kinky like that.
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#5
James Wrote:
Nean Wrote:Rape her. And the dealer.
Kousaten Wrote:As well as the engine valve, if you wanna be kinky like that.

DO IT FAGGOT!

PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN
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#6
Absolutely HILARIOUS!!!
I was feeling piety for you, but the end just... omg! "He wana knows about the damn valve covers???wtf LOL"
I really thought you wanted some help on what to do with your girlfriend...
Kill hes with the bike's OIL!!!
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#7
Holy fuck man. I seriously just lol'd on that one. I was thinkin' up what to say to you and then I finished and I'm like.. Nvm. Lol.
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#8
Lmao man, bravo fucking epic
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#9
Matt Wrote:Holy fuck man. I seriously just lol'd on that one. I was thinkin' up what to say to you and then I finished and I'm like.. Nvm. Lol.

Hahaha same here.
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#10
I was feeling bad for you until the end :lol:
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