How else would it have broken?

[Matt]

advocatefa (1:36:02 PM): I don't like laptops.
advocatefa (1:36:04 PM): At all.
jacobisconfused (1:36:31 PM): I got it
jacobisconfused (1:36:37 PM): I love mine
advocatefa (1:36:38 PM): I know.
jacobisconfused (1:38:12 PM): I actually made love to it
jacobisconfused (1:38:15 PM): how else would it have broken

[Jacob]

[14:02] advocatefa: Only I could catch a cold in the summer. -_-
[14:02] jacobisconfused: God, you fucking retard