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Dim your_mom As String * 1

Print "Do you like Britney Spears? (Y or N)"
Input your_mom

If your_mom = "y" Then
    Print "LIAR"
ElseIf your_mom = "n" Then
    Print "HAMSTER TIEM"
Else
    Print "F*** You"
EndIf

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