18-10-2009, 09:18 AM
Rofl, just got off the phone with my Mum.
She started off by talking about why a guy called 'Liam' had added her on Facebook. I explained that he was a college drop-out who I've known for over half a decade, and she should just ignore him. Sylvie also added her, saying she was my Mum's future daughter in-law. xD
I said to just ignore Liam, so she started asking if I'd got into bad company on the internet... through my programming. >_>; Apparently she got some random Chinese guy phoning up last night asking to speak with her and called himself Andrew, so she linked it with Liam adding her on Facebook for some reason...
Apparently, she thinks I've got some sort of Internet Yakuza trying to track me down on the Internet, and she thinks Facebook is the best way they could do that. xD
She went on to ask if I was doing anything illegal on the internet. I said no, apart from the £10,000 worth of illegal software, films and music I've got on my hard drive. She got stressed out when I said I had illegal films, so I kindly pointed out that her entire film collection is made up of illegally downloaded films. Apparently, she thought my step-dad (Head of IT at some company) was getting them off 'Friends from Work'. I told her his 'Friends from Work' probably got their films from the exact same torrents I did.
Rofl.
She started off by talking about why a guy called 'Liam' had added her on Facebook. I explained that he was a college drop-out who I've known for over half a decade, and she should just ignore him. Sylvie also added her, saying she was my Mum's future daughter in-law. xD
I said to just ignore Liam, so she started asking if I'd got into bad company on the internet... through my programming. >_>; Apparently she got some random Chinese guy phoning up last night asking to speak with her and called himself Andrew, so she linked it with Liam adding her on Facebook for some reason...
Apparently, she thinks I've got some sort of Internet Yakuza trying to track me down on the Internet, and she thinks Facebook is the best way they could do that. xD
She went on to ask if I was doing anything illegal on the internet. I said no, apart from the £10,000 worth of illegal software, films and music I've got on my hard drive. She got stressed out when I said I had illegal films, so I kindly pointed out that her entire film collection is made up of illegally downloaded films. Apparently, she thought my step-dad (Head of IT at some company) was getting them off 'Friends from Work'. I told her his 'Friends from Work' probably got their films from the exact same torrents I did.
Rofl.
Quote:Robin:
Why aren't maps and shit loaded up in a dynamic array?
Jacob:
the 4 people that know how are lazy
Robin:
Who are those 4 people?
Jacob:
um
you, me, and 2 others?