What you need to know about Shannara

[Tosuxo]

Nope, it's my real name Proof? Call me at work ...

1.) Head over to: http://www.state.ak.us/cgi-bin/whitepage.cgi
2.) Type 'Shannara' (without ticks)
3.) View the result, it's me

*starts signing your phone number to sex chat lines*