New contest?

[Matt2]

I see the VB mario one is long dead.

Willy, let's have another one!

[Stomach Pulser]

Who can jack off in the least amount of time, using programming as an aid (slide show or movie program maybe)

8)

[Matt2]

Wow. This technology might actually spur something new in Computer Science.

Let's not venture there. xD

[Stomach Pulser]

But, I already had this program made, so I would win the time constrain of thirty seconds to successfully complete this challenge...

[Matt2]

Wow. Epic amounts of fail detected.

[Spodi]

Strange, I thought people strive to last long. Then again, I guess when you have no one else to please but your hand, its a good time saver.

I'd hate to be the judge of that one.

[Stomach Pulser]

We'd have to send in videos of it to prove it works and that we completed it in a certain amount of time

[Spodi]

We'd have to send in videos of it to prove it works and that we completed it in a certain amount of time

I think I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[Matt2]

I am saddened now.

Thanks guys. >.>

[Daemonblade777]

>.> Ew. I puked when I read this. o.o

[Matt2]

Is that all you have to say, Dave?

[Stomach Pulser]

My job here is doen!

[Andrew]

this thread sucks.

[Matt2]

this thread sucks.

Quoted for truth.

[KruSuPhy]

It's not the thread, But the Attender's-of-the-thread Themselves.

Jk,
Lol.

[Reece]

>.> Ew. I puked when I read this. o.o

I puked when I saw your mum.

[Matt2]

Lol. Fail. -.-

My Programming teacher's been gone for 4 days straight. xD

[Stomach Pulser]

She probably read this thread and quickly died...

[Dr. Spoon]

or she attempted to do it and failed miserably

[GIAKEN]

We'd have to send in videos of it to prove it works and that we completed it in a certain amount of time

I just bled 3 pints of blood out of my eyes.

[Matt2]

And here I weep.

My topic, gone to hell. >.>

Did Willy even look/consider it? xD